Chockie Lamie Jokes 4 ya

~ Exciting New Facts About Chocolate...

~I thought you could learn a few new things about chocolate.

Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask?

Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = Vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus,chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step farther, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are health food!

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orangeslices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car???

........ The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, the calories actually counteract each other.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will be kept in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control of top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

You can't let that happen, can you?!

EAT CHOCOLATES~!!!

Fernie loves Chocolates... & Christmas is coming... I think u guys can wrap all sorts of Chocolates for me. *wahaha* I dun like cheap cheap chocs leh... cheap cheap chocS got the oil smell. (That's what erica told me & ah zhen hates that smell. *kekeke* & I think I hate the smell too) It's been YEaRS I've never eaten any TimeOut. That day Rachel treat me one bar. ~_~ SADDDDddDdD!!!! Got the oil smell lo... *yeee* Next time dun buy liao. I think M&M's taste much better than that! (dun eat TimeOut...)

buttercup coffee no more?

Remember the past entry that I've criticised about a cafe called Buttercup Coffee???

Yup Yup.... that day walked past that place with QQ & found out that it's really gone!~!!~~! WAHAHAHA* JIE, OUR PREDICTION DAMN ZUN!!!

Time Table

Haha* I ended up not doing chores... Went to check my time table for next semester. Looking at the table and having to be in the school for about 2 years ++++ I can tell how lousy is the time table & the TMD modules I am taking. *shake head* Lousy course.. Lousy course... It's getting boring... I think this time, things and theories are gonna repeat again and again... ~_~ I think if it's Biz IT, would it be better??? At least I can get to learn some boring IT stuff too? Some technical terms, systems, & blah blah..

Ya, back to the time-table. It's lousy... Though not finalize, can sense it''ll be loust. As usual, we have part-timer lecturer cum tutor. 2 days have to go school @ 8am. Hmmm.. actually am I really sick of such time table? I think it's very much affected by the modules I'll be taking. ~_~ U can very much predict the kinda things they're gonna drill u. OH MY OH MY!~!~!~!~ SICKed... I am predict projects... *screamsSss*!~!~!~!~

Home Alone

Hello... So Fernie's home alone once again. Mom, Dad, & wx have board the Super Star Virgo ytd afternoon. As for me? I was on the beach of Sentosa ytd, together with Wendy jie, Chris, and Elena~ Chris is one hottie friend of jie. 1 Petite lady with quite a lot of lame jokes too. *hahaa* Took a lot of pics using jie's and Chris' digiCam, but I haven't got them yet. Swam in da sea and got cuts. *tmd* I'm really so paranoid. There's 1 time I got a cut on my hand, then I can't help assuming it may be some jelly fishies??? Got up the shore, throwing elena half way (sorry, babe) & went to wash off the sea water. Fibre glasses cut??? Maybe... Well, I think I got some sorta having the beach allergy. The seawater is too dirty liao. Too many rubbish inside. As usual, lena talked to some strangers all over the world. *haha*

Okay... I didn't get tan, but I believe I gain some FAT there. *kekeke* Hmm... supposed to have the minimum expense, but we ended up spending them on food. It rained half way while we were playing Dai-DeeEee. We seeked shelter @ the Sakae Sushi restaurant. Continued our dai-dee, ordered some food... & there's this New Zealand Natural Ice Cream outlet there too. Hee* Being a hard-core ice cram fan, I bought 3 scoops for all of us - Mint Choc, Mango Sorbert, & Cookies & Cream~ Jie's Islander card has been put to good use. We enjoyed 10% for all the food we bought.

So we're supposed to head for shower when the rain stopped. But it didn't stop la & the toilets are pretty far, cuz we didn't realise where's the nearer one. *haha* So end up we had our quick showers with our bikinis on, OUTDOORS. Ya know, those open shower area that lets u wash off the seawater? Ya we shampoo there... blah blah.. haha* & we shivered there! Man it was cold cold cold... But was laughing like crazy and ended up not feeling that cold. There's this muscle guy also came to shower there. *haha* He's one the people we talked to in da waters earlier on. He's one of those PT of planet fitness wor. *haha* (He gave us namecards later on cuz he assumed lena really needed some tips on losing bottom mass??) So we got back one by one to our table, dried ourselves, and went to da toilet of Sakae to change. Me & Lena were the last to changed.

After that, we took the beach train and travelled up and down the beach and stopped at Dolphin Lagoon. Got up on Red Line and found ourselves on the wrong bus. Changed to a blue one & departed ourselves off the island. I headed to Hougang with Lena to take my slippers. Then decided to have dinner together. We bought the food & went to her house. As usual, Poppy is very friendly. Got some stratch marks but they're gone now. *HENG* & Lena cooked for me~!~!~!~! *wahahaha* Seafood Macaroni & CheesSssEeEee!!~!~~!~! Though highly sinful to finish the whole big big servings, it was really Yummy!~ In the mean time, I finished two movies at her house. The first was 13 going 30. Those typical comedy movie with storyline whereby a girl becoming and adult overnight & blaH BLAH blah... But it's alright lar, quite kill time.

Supposed to watch a ghost movie called 'Face' with lena's mom joining. But auntie stopped half way and went to bed. I went to the toilet with the show playing not yet 20 mins. When I was walking back to the living room, I heard lena's ultimate scream. I dunno how to describe it to you. It's really loud~! & somehow horrifying. When I take a took on the TV, there's nothing lar. But that lady saw it lar... okay ~_~ I could still remember watching 'The eye' with her last time. I wasn't that afraid. But I can say I'm very much shocked and scared by her scream. Her mom came out immediately after that and demanded to stop the whole movie. Initially I think lena still wanna continue some how, we after I stopped the movie, she requested for another show. So yup, we watched another movie. Sex to Zero. *wahaha* Looking at this title, u can expect what to be shown lar. Yes, it's a RA show lo, made in Korea some more. This movie featured a lot of big boobs Korean girls. The lead actress is very pretty. Sex sceneS? Yes... Stupidity??? Yes... Storyline? Yes also, somehow. Comedy?? Yes too... & funny. It's something like a Korean-made American Pie... Oh there's this scene showing a bunch of idiots pan-frying their semens. Can u believe it? *haha* They sandwiched rat poison with these 'high-protein' thingy with 2 slices of bread. It was really for the rats, but the lead male, inside he's a sore

loser, went to finish the whole thing even though the other idiots were chasing after him to stop eating. Many more lar..

Hmmm... so what am I suppose to do now??? ~_~ Tonight's dinner with who leh? Kor got duty today. So sad!!! I've got no one to disturb or talk to tonight. Think I go do some chores liao.. BuaiZzzzzZzZz =D

A Song for u Girls; pls use Unicode to view the Chinese Characters ^^

Hey Hey... I was listening to some songs I've just loaded. Hmmm.. found this sound very very interesting. Used to have these feelings when I was younger. *kekeke* I believe some of u girls out there had such feelings too???

U know.. it went off that u're the MACHI with this guy fren. But somehow u fell for him, but but but he's interested in another girl. & U'll just somehow provide him with multi suggestions and ways to please the girl. Encourage him to go after the girl & blah blah blah... Inside, u're like 'crying'... & feeling stupid... But what can u do? Pple take u as MACHI ma... Right?? *kekeke*

Linda - 我挺你

最近你有一点不注意 到底看见什么好东西

我总是很用力的注意你 每天做的每个表情好诡异

原来那个女孩大眼睛 而且看起来有点假惺惺

只因为他 她每天换造型 所以爱上她彩色的眼影

你说她 有一种魔力 我说你 少了两根筋

你说我 真的很挺你 我 永远是你 讲义气的好麻吉
真的是朋友而已 我还有点不甘心

你说 已陷入爱里 我却 哭着祝福你

我比他早认识你 爱情到底在哪里

没有什么好生气 因为我一定挺你

就是那个72变的美女 每天穿着粉红色的迷你裙

和你打篮球的时间最开心 我只有牛仔裤和大条神经

为了实现你 伟大的爱情 我只好每天帮你出馊主意

虽然有千万个不愿意 但 没办法谁叫我喜欢你

你说她 有一种魔力 我说你 少了两根筋 你说我

真的很挺你 我 永远是 你讲义气的好麻吉

你们好像很甜蜜 真的我没有关系

没人约的星期一 只好自己看电影

街底怎么看到你 失魂落魄淋着雨

没有永远的爱情 我说过一定挺你

说什么我的个性真的 很好相处

其实要不是你跟我打赌我才不会帮你找礼物

从看目录 上网络 试穿她的裤 你有没有良心 没有关心 不懂我的心 哈
没有关系 Now I all refine And I don't find it's right if U don't get my LOVE
当我说 嘿 她真不错要不要约她一起走走 我不是你的媒婆 帮佣 NO!NO!

看电影 传简讯 只要你答应 I wanna hold U in a way that I see U my dream.
当你靠近我 ＯＨ！脸红心跳流露 我爱你真的不是只有一天而已
SO Let me show U something ... ... ... ... u betta figure on my real mind
And I understand what I say 'stop running away!'
幻想和我拥抱玩亲亲 (mu Wa!)

真的是朋友而已 我还有点不甘心

你说 已陷入爱里 我却 哭着祝福你

我比他早认识你 爱情到底在哪里

没有什么好生气 因为我一定挺你

你们好像很甜蜜 真的我没有关系

没有永远的爱情

我说过一定挺你!

Weirdest dream ever...

So.. I had an extremely weird dream just now. Main characters were me.. & moi old fren.. & one old sch-mate whom I no longer contact nor talk to. Wah kaoZZz* The dream had some kinda terrorism tat took place. I think it's the program I watched this morning (4am++) on Discovery I think. It's a documentary about dynamite... the blasting agents... basically, it's the "bombing" show. U know.. buildings are bombed.. the ground is 'puffed' (that's what they call...)

& yes... the dream had things like the building is gonna collapse... we're on a car... trying to leave. & people can get shot so we had to pick a best route to leave the terrifying place. *kns*

Hmmm... so do you believe in dreams??? As in dreams actually describe something that might take place in future or it's about how and what are you feeling at this point of life? This doesn't mean the same thing will happen in real life. It's more of like.. what u've dreamt of implies something else. *confusing leh...*

Take a look at this site lo.. but the information is too little liao... http://tw.astrology.yahoo.com/digianimal/dream/scenario.html

~~~What Type of Girl Are You???~~~

Your a gorgous girl. Probably every boy would fall
for you :) But sometimes your a little spoiled
like me(lol) Also you probaly get lots of mail
if you know what I mean;)


What Type Of Girl Are You???(Amazing Pics)
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Fernie's comment: this kinda thing.. kan liao jiu suan liao... Very gorgeous meh? Every guy falls for u meh??? ~_~ abit kns hor... But this picture is nice... *heheh*

LaLaLaLA... So much to put up when u dun update ur blog regularly... But I'm free now... & very in the mood to blog.

Okay... So this week.. Amazingly, I manage to have my feet stepped onto NTU campus. *haha* Thanks to my president of girl power, Miss Elena, she brought me to her hall. Well, I'm impress... her hall looks like some kinda chalet.

*TADA!* I've reached...

To protect the girls inside this room.. & to fail u from winning 4D, the numbers are blurred... *kekeke* & yup.. I'm having frozen jelly! The charbor is rich, she has a huge huge fridge in her room. *haha*

So.. we got in.. took some pics... Meet this snakie of hers... It's so cute!!!

Lena's words... So u get what she meanSss??? This lady is always so expressive... ^_^

Okay.. byebye NTU... & I'LL BE BACK too... *kekekeke*

We also head to Hall 3.. it looks older... in between we past NIE.. the labs & this & that & this & that... Yeah it was Hari Raya... so the campus seemed quite dead... Poor lena.. still have one more paper to go... GOODIE LUCK, GIRL!~

~~~Past Week Highlights~~~

___LAST WEEKEND___

Ooo.. Happy belated Birthday to YC (15 Nov)~! Celebrated in advance, on last Sunday & she treated us to Fish & Co. Yummy yummy~! I think.. I just enjoy good food. ^_^ Thinking about this.. Moi stomach's empty again & it's telling me it's hungry~! *awww...*

Seafood PlatterS~! Highly delicious but highly expensive leh... Like the rice... they have raisins inside. The prawns.. the sotong... the fishie...

My favourite!! The garlic + butter smell... *droolzzZzzz*

Looking at YC's thumbs up... u should know how much we enjoy filling out stomach. *hehe*

Zhen Zhen... the super naughty. I think one day I have to slap her butt & tame her down.. Wahahah*

SAM... finishing up the leftovers. piang.. don't u think he has a highly Cheeky face??? *wahahah*

BuaiZzz Fish & Co.... & I'LL BE BACK!!!! *HUNGRY!!!*

So we went on... taking pictures outside Suntec. But these are the best... Took these pics at City Link, between the 2 escaltors for those who know.

Meet THE INCREDIBLES!!!

Hi~ Think I'll watch this movie.. It seems cute... *kekeke*

YC - digging the nose of this huge huge guy, what's his name??? Idea from our Ah Zhen, she's just too naughty. *wahahaha*

Sam won't do these gay things - taking pics - he'll just keep on taking pics for his BaBy~ *sweet...*

___LAST WEEKDAY___

Well I was hanging out with moi cousin couple of days. Hehe*

KTV session with jiejie, Lilian, & Terence @ KBOX!

All of them can sing wor, esp my jiejie. *haha* I always think that she has some sort of Faye Wong vocal in her, very special!

& moi jie is such a shopper~! & she shops like crazy~! Haha* Economy likes her... very much! So.. I think she's having the 7th or 8th pair of shoes shoes??? Erm.. & she'd gotten quite a lot of apparel to beauty up her life to erm.. till end of this yr??? Or perhaps up to next yr ba...

Moi nice jiejie treated me to Crystal Jade~!

Yummy~! =P The noodle is really delicious!~

But look at moi poor jie jie, she only had Green Chilli, but that's her fav~ *haha*

Jie also treated me to Buttercup Coffee, ths one inside Cineleisure. Hmmm.. this is really wat I call HAO KAN BU HAO CHI!!!!

hao kan right? hao kan right???

Man.. I used to tried their ice cream b4, but they disappoint me this time. Man u wouldn't believe how melted were their ice creams!!! & the whole ice cream counter will shock all ice cream lovers!!! *yucks* I asked for a change to those harder ice creams. ~_~ Super kns... I won't go there again & I suggest u guys dun go there too. I was attracted to the dining area ONLY. ~_~ They actually have free access of Internet at one corner, but they were all down. Looking at their menu, the staff, & blah blah blah... Me & jie predict this cafe is gonna say Sayonara within 1 year. Oh.. are we bad??? *wahahaha*

Hi bloggie~! I believe u miss my entries~! Well.. to feed ya hunger.. I've decided to put up these...

~~~Pictures of the Day!!!~~~

These pics were took last week with Ah Zhen during our stroll and present hunt along Orchard Road. Oh Erica baby... u sure miss this~! whahaha*

That's Me - Perhaps this kitchen look will be a trend next time??? Near future??? Soon??? I suggest u guys pick this nicely purple apron from Happy House!~ *haha*

That's Zhen - Doesn't she look like she's wearing the outfit??? Also from Happy House~!

Oooo.. long time no blog... quite a lot of activites for the past few days. So mom's back on Sat. But b4 she's back I tried a couple of first-time with her car car. *haha*

Last Thurs... Drove my brother to sch then head to Orchard moiself. Meet the Plasticz at Heeren for lunch. @Marche...

Later volunteered to send ah zhen to work. Sistic @ Kallang. Yeah first-time driving in such heavy rain. The visibility is challenging. Hmm.. I always have the privillege to drive in dizzle or shine. My luck lar.. *keke* We managed to figure the way there. Zhen was early for work. We went ard and took some pics.

Erica's interested in Cosy Bay. Maybe we will head there sometime if we have the chance!~ ^_^

Last Fri-Sat... Nothing much... so was so dead that day... but bro was on duty. I had a chance to drove at night.. erm I mean in da morning. It's so cool... on da ECP with da morning sun. Kinda pretty sight... mei mei ma???

Was directed by moi fren fren to see various nice nice extremely big big houses. Hmmm.. villa??? Yeah something like... Slept in da morning with Mac's sausage mcMuffin wif eggie... But only few hours.. I'm such a "xian". So in da afternoon went to Aliwah Street again.. this time for fitting for the upcoming job. Hmm... Kena a summon~!!!! KNS!~!~!!~~ #%#&&(&*)$!@#&# But I indeed learn a lesson dun 'gek kiang' & take risk.

Later I went to meet my beloved cousin at Parco Bugis Junction. She bought me quite a lot of things. So sweet of her to buy me so many things!~ ^_^ & so paiseh of me to receive so many gifts from her. She bought me a ring I've aimed for long since my IPP days. Never buy it last time cuz find it rather ex for a ring - $30. It's in some small small accessories shop. The accessories inside are all imported from Japan. It's the only piece in the shop. Meaning it's in da shop for freaky long period liao I suppose, unless they're lying to me? Like that ring a lot man... Like that butterfly. ^_^ Thanks jie~! Next time then let u others see lar. Lazy to use the olympus AZ-1, it's too mafan to upload. Anywayz, she bought me a top from P.O.A. AlamakZ zhen de hen paiseh.

So went to Changi Airport at night... AGAIN to fetch mom back. She's gotten back quite a lot of things. TEA - premium cheena tea anyone??? Yeah moi house has quite a lot now. Mom also bought those typical cheena 'zi sha hu' - some kinda tea set. The design is really nice. Pics??? Next time lar... The best part.. She actually bought 7 pieces of 'gao yao bu' - those medicated sticker bandage?? (I dunno what they call it in ang moh lar...) But it turned out to be an empty container filled with the GAO YAO smell. KNS! ^&^%!~^#$%*(#$&%$ The stupid CHEE-NA sales person tried to be funny sia~! He put in the item into the plastic bag for moi mom. Nobody checked the items they bought lo. & it's only then she found out it's empty. Hai my mom also very blur.. that container is so light lo.. ~_~ & these gao yao bu are freaky EX - 7 piece nia, SGD$40. WHAT HERBAL CRAP? Not even try b4... KNS money cheater!~ Dishonest CRAPS~! PUI PUI PUI~! I alrady have very very bad impression on most of the cheena pple... KNS!!~!~~!!~ this act adds on more irritation~! *TMD* Oh for those who know, u will know what happened to me while I was at the Great Wall of CheeNA years back... TMD ABCXYZ.. stupid cheena black ugly guy touched me~! I regretted for not slappin him tight tight in the face!!!! CURSE HIM IMPOTENT!!~!~!~~! see see see not mean I'm sterotyping.. I think most cheena males are lousy male species.. ! super MCP & super HAM SAP~_~ *hmpt* PUI~!!!! alright enough of the anger... ya.. they sux!!!!

Last Sunday... so the following day, I thought it would be a boring day. But went walking & jogging with moi cousin in the end. A last min thing. & she introduced her friends to me. Hee I got new friends~! Though they are much older... but they're rather lovely ^_^ Lilian & husband...

Going to KTV coming thurs with wendy jie & lilian. Haha*

Monday... went out with moi twin to shop shop shop. Went to forever21 wanted to try some jeans but dropped the idea immediately when I saw the queue at the dressing room. KNS I wonder what's so nice about forever21? The merchandise is super super luanZZZz & lotsa categories... Luanz cuz many people visited this new shop & the merchandise are super messed up. As for the categories... with the merchandise so super SQUASHed up... I find it headache to look for something nice. It's majiam like the shop is on sale, which in fact it's not lo... I still think Topshop is more enjoyable - cuz of the bigger shop space. Bought some new apparel - different style. Kinda cool.

Brought my lovely lovely HP for servicing @ da sony ericsson service center inside Wisma. Man the Sony Shop concept is pretty cool. 1 stretch full of sony stuff... moi phone problem isn't that serious but it's giving much headache whenever I charged the battery. It hanged my phone whenever I charge moi phone. Stupid phone... Hmm.. I'm gonna get moi phone back tml from da service center. Oh yeah must take the warranty card cuz when I brought it for service, it's a last min thing. Cuz I just happen to be there & rem there's servicing center there.

so TODAY... Woke up at 2+ cuz was on the phone till da morning... So went high-tea with mom mom & moi auntie kaka in da afternoon. & ya.. wen jie lent me 3 books. Ok lar.. I go continue reading the one I started - Falling Leave.. till now I am still enjoying this book, it hasn't bore me yet.. ^_^ buai buaiZzzzz ^_^

So it's gonna rain rain again... let's be even more bo liao & do a questionnaire...

1. SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED?
Ai Tong School >> Holy Innocents' High School >> Nanyang Polytechnic

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
mom, dad, weixiang, & moi @ Changi Airport (maybe I miss mommy...)

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
NO!!!

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
Send weixiang to school... it's 11pm+ liao...

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
I think handphone is handy... need help, can call right???

6. EVER TRIED TO SKIP MEALS?
yeah...

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
Go for the healthier choice ~ grill lar...

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE TO OTHER PEOPLE?
my thinking... I am already different.. & my teeth~! *wohoho*

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
not really... depends on the degree. In an urban city, how afraid can u be? Rural perhaps is DARKer

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
with friends ard + goodie on the mood, it's just great hangout.

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
My family & friends (LOVE), communication, computer + Internet (technology)

12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Computer hardwares!!! Upgrade!!!

13. FAVORITE SONG WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY?
No particular, but Class95 late in the night would be good enough ^_^

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Feeling bloody hella LOST, losing confidence, my at times blur-cockness on the road, the reckless or blur-cock drivers!!!

15. ARE YOU WILLING NOT TO TAKE A BATH FOR ONE DAY?
erm.. depends on how oily & sticky I am???

16. WHAT ARE YOUr nicKNAMES?
Fernie Fern Fen Fernleaf nai fen??? hmm.. wat else ah???

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
confidential

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED
In cinema >> Yesterday Once More
@ home >> The Last Samurai

19. IF U WERE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Get out, be a kpo & start observing people. Perhaps add a little BOO to them?? *wahaha* some Casper friendly ghost???

20. IF U WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
alamakZ.. this's super difficult...

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
Quite a lot.. I appreciate their creativity in some ads.
The sony camera ad I on SCV ytd. The one that captures a surfer in action...

22. IF YOU'LL DIE TOMORROW, wat will ya do?
Get all my love ones with me.. cry & say last words...

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
living thing >> Jippy - he can't save himself
non-living >> some $$$ ???

24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
BLACKie

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS CARRY WITH U WHEN U'RE OUT?
Keys, HP (at times forgotten.. ~_~), some cash, moiself

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
teacher, air stewardess, DJ, Singer, Actress, Tour guide (their pay is low right?)...

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
ZzZzZZz.... on snoozeeeeee

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
lotsa color... It has chickens on it. *wahaha*

29. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET TODAY?
friends...

30. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TODAY?
Fetch weixiang back... go party??? ^_^

So in the end.. it didn't rain... ^_^

WHY BLOG???

Well, ya know.. it's kinda sad to hear people critising the bloggers saying things like:

• Blogging is "bo liao"/"wu liao"
• So free/eng to blog... etc

Blogging has eventually become a part of moi life, which is now erm... free??? Sorry to say, but I'm still having holidays... *wahaha* Here are the reasons why I blog ^_^

Firstly, it gives me a chance to express myself, somehow giving me the balancing-hormones-effect. U can complain, somehow say whatever u wanna, share ur joy ur experiences, blah blah blah blah, & yes BULLSH*T if I wanna. =P

& for the fact that I have couple of close friends & I just can't possibly catch up with them on the phone or meet up with them everyday. Here's where they can somehow know what I've been doing lately.

Hmmm... what else? Hmm.. I dun have a book diary with me. Having entries written here, though part of disclosing one's confidentiality, I think it's where u get understood. Cuz people can't possibly argue their way with u up here & they normally have a neutral feeling reading your blogs. Or perhaps biasness??? - They accept whatever you said cuz you are "fren fren" with you. *wohohoho* ^^ Unlike the book diary, you don't keep things inside; you can just... BLAH them out.

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Was chatting with ah zhen ytd. One of our topics was sorta regarding how "fan jian" a guy can be. *wahahaha* Zhen dislikes the idea of "kiss & tell"... As for me, I think I can't accept the guy to go to bed with other women. Back to twin's theory even if one wanna "tuo chi" or watsoever, pls pls for watever sake "wipe ur mouth". Hmm.. the male & female species are just so so diffierent. *debate this urself*

Man got upset for no good reason on mon night. I even assumed that I wasn't suitable to sleep in the lonely hours, as in 3-6am. Was listening to some love songs and they just sounded so... sad... Hmm there's ever one point in my life that I can't feel any saddness in those sad love songs. They just no apply at all. *haha* Ok ya.. back to the main thing.. & the next day I found out I'm havin the auntie-visit. *Piang* Yeah the moodswing. Hormones unbalance do create some emotional helplessness. ~_~ But concluded by zhen & moi, to be responsible & having the certain consciousness, we can't possibly derive an excuse from there. *haha* Ya... cannot.

Hmm.. for these days.. I've been wanting to head out in da late night, driving on the roads & out to meet some friends. But then again I know my family dun allow, even moi elder bro. Sigh there have been soccer matched these days & I can't, also, sneak. ~_~ plus I dun have the mood cuz u know u are bother by tons of things. Afraid that they will get worried for ya etc. Guilt lar.. I think that's it... But well tonight I suppose I gonna get some night life or I'll be home-bound for too long & make me rusty. I've been home-bound + out to send or fetch weixiang.. that's all. How boring.... ~_~

The Right Person for the Right Chair

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person forthe right chair?

If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

1) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
- PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

2) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
- PUT THEM IN THE ENGINEERING.

3) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
- PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

4) If they are throwing the bricks at each other
- PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

5) If they are sleeping
- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

6) If they have broken the bricks into pieces
- PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

7) If they are staring out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.

8) If they are sitting idle
- PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

9) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.

10) If they are clinging onto the bricks
- PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

11) If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN SALES.

12) If they have already left for the day
- PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

AND last but not least....

13) If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT

I think i just enjoy soft rock music... Was on my cousin's bloggie just now. Super like the song on the site. The song is called "That's when I love you" by Aslyn, I wonder who...

Well... I was talking to my cousin just now... Something came into my mind... she's back in my life again.. ^_^ U know.. sometimes people just come into your life at a point of time, leaving memories for ya.. & they leave... but not forgotten... & somehow we'll meet again... Well not sure how to say this logic here... erm... the fate and destiny kinda thingy??? Arh... anyway, was glad that she said she's happy to meet up with me again. I was telling her that we can regain our maddness we used to have in the past.

A little history of my this cousin & me... Well she's always been my best cousin & the easiest-to-talk-to-&-get-along cousin. She's the 1st to introduce to me a past-time - watching movies. 1994 when I was in primary 4 I think... (that's what she said) together we watched our 1st movie - Flinstone! *yaba yaba doo~* Followed by many others. I think it's somehow the very first step I'm heading towards what the adults can do. Though I dun understand... many of them, I followed her and watched many many great, sad, comical, boring, chim, adult-theme kinda movies... ahah yeah... those chim chim complicated love story... I think I like it when we head for animated movies.. & even since after that... gradually I watched movies with other people. Friends around my age... then as I get busy with other things in life, I seldom watch movies. It's like I just stopped watching - I got no time for that at some period of time.

from those original ones, now we have lotsa those remade movies but I've never watched any of them. Nor like the ring... exorist? (man how u spell that?) & etc etc... Now we have lotsa korean movies too.. My fav. is My Sassy Girlfriend. Ahh... it's such a nice movie. So comical. Can anyone stand such a lady? One that makes u wear heels?? *kekeke* How sassy can one be?? Hmm... unlike that japanese lady in The Last Samurai - can sense she's like a slave to the husband or something... well ah... doing what a traditional woman has to do. Hmm.. sad thing to say I'm no traditional woman. I wish I can cook like my mom but erm.. I never learn from her. *haha* I hardly do chores... I hardly go to wet markets.. I dun really know how to sew... blah blah blah... There's so much to learn in life... & that's why it's fulfiling after accomplishment??? hmm.. i suppose...

Hmmm... so mom's out of Singapore. Now in Shanghai. I wonder where exactly she is. & I really wish I'm with her now seeing & enjoying the beautiful modernity. It's been long I've nv get outta SG. So envious of anybody who'd be on a travel trip. ~_~

AnywaysSss... Life's been until the photoshoot yesterday. Didn't turn out that well... pictures were of cuz clear & nice but I hate the makeup I'm carrying - makes me old. Bloody shit I'm only 19 k~!!!!! I tot it's the youth that attracts? KNS... Anyways, the clothes I brought dun suit the makeup. & It really lacks my true personality - the cheery bubbly me that I am... ~_~ But I really look good.. as in the makeup truely defined and enhanced my features. that's the only thing I like about it... nah it's over.. I'm not very looking forward about it... Went home (I drove) & ate the western food dad bought for me. Well the first thing come in my mind is "just eat lar, dun need to take photos liao.. care what shit..."

& yeah I ate with no bothering diet in my mind. & my Sunday evening is also a junking one. I was munching cornflakes after the dinner. I think I'm sorta protesting... about what? I'm not sure. Maybe I just upset for the fact that I was rather delighted the days b4 the shoot & the shoot upset me. & now... I just wanna regain my happy happy carefree spirit... the days I hook on to the TV or DVDs... doing things I want whenever I wanna.

& yeah I'm doing some chores ever since mom's left to Shanghai. I was ironing a few pieces of clothes... washing the dishes... folding the beds at noon.. blah blah.. well tml will be erm... perhaps vacuuming/mopping the floor??? esp my room!!! erm... ya I needa send weixiang to sch tml. Make breakfast for him too. Oh it's gonna be the start of my showmanship on a responsible sister? I hope I can make it. ^_^ & a good one too... good luck to me man... ^_^