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~ Exciting New Facts About Chocolate...

~I thought you could learn a few new things about chocolate.

Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask?

Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = Vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus,chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step farther, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are health food!

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orangeslices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car???

........ The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, the calories actually counteract each other.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will be kept in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control of top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

You can't let that happen, can you?!

EAT CHOCOLATES~!!!

Fernie loves Chocolates... & Christmas is coming... I think u guys can wrap all sorts of Chocolates for me. *wahaha* I dun like cheap cheap chocs leh... cheap cheap chocS got the oil smell. (That's what erica told me & ah zhen hates that smell. *kekeke* & I think I hate the smell too) It's been YEaRS I've never eaten any TimeOut. That day Rachel treat me one bar. ~_~ SADDDDddDdD!!!! Got the oil smell lo... *yeee* Next time dun buy liao. I think M&M's taste much better than that! (dun eat TimeOut...)